Sunday, March 27, 2011

Get Ready to Have Me Stop Flaunting It

In May, I'm going on another road trip. Which is good news for the blog.

However! I'm now going to be a full-fledged science teacher and I realize that I have to act like a public figure. Not all of my jokes are suitable for children or potential employers. So this will be trimmed down and serve for some mass communication of pictures, what have you.

I was ready to live in New Orleans for some time. I never thought I'd be getting an advanced degree. Much like Reginald's 'quivering member' I am turgid with anticipation. After that I don't know who'll have me or what I'll really want, but this is a job I can travel with and I intend to. In one or three years I could be living in some exotic international locale. Having a yarn with natives. Trading treasured goods.

Things are awesome for me. Remember that forever ye mighty, and despair.


4 comments:

  1. Levi wants to start a group blog collective where we can share movie reviews and general things. I think, in particular, he needs an outlet for his feelings regarding the film "Human Centipede." We all probably do. Thoughts? Blog collective naming suggestions? You are a registered participant whether you want it or not.

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  2. We are the Human Centipede.
    Meine 3-Hund

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  3. Yeah, he said that too. But he wants to be the front section.

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  4. I want to be the end. Because I think you'll filter all the grubby stuff and I wouldn't like you coughing on my butt 24/7.

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